🏆 Wedghoods Fantasy League Champion — 2022 🏆
Blue Darts

ASS BEATINGS.
DELIVERED WEEKLY.

Every September, the Blue Darts take the field. Every week, some poor bastard opens the app on Monday morning and sees what happened to them. This is not a fantasy team. This is a warning system.

Victims TBD · Fall 2026 Back to MIN
1 Season. Undefeated attitude.
12 Weeks of Pain
0 Mercy Given
Blue Darts lifestyle

"I don't check the waiver wire. I check the obituaries."

— Blue Darts GM, pregame every week

Full Site Victims TBD · Fall 2026 Weekly Roasts · Public Humiliation · Body Bag Game Recaps Prepare Accordingly

What's Coming

What's Coming For You

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Weekly Roast

Every Monday, the Blue Darts PR machine drops a full campaign on that week's opponent. Think press release. Think billboards. Think restraining orders.

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The Hall of Bodies

A permanent record of everyone who stepped into the ring with the Blue Darts and left on a stretcher. Season by season. Name by name.

Somewhere right now, someone is confidently setting their lineup against the Blue Darts. That's the most tragic thing I've ever heard.”

— Official Blue Darts Scouting Report on Every Opponent, Every Week